I requested the day after my birthday off. That would be today. I received a couple of gift cards so I used them up. One of them was for Target. My in-laws know me so well. Man was I craving Cheez-its. I wanted them like an addict wants crack. A man with too much cologne passed by and I had to keep myself from vomiting on my shoes. Which would have been a HUGE inconvenience considering that I’m wearing flip-flops. Guys, why the need for so much cologne??? Do you really think it’s necessary? I found the cheez-its and munched on them as I shopped around. I bought a pregnancy test. By the time I got to the end of my shopping trip half of the box was gone (cheez-its not pregnancy tests). It’s a little embarrassing to hand over a half eaten box of ANYTHING to a clerk so that they can scan it for you. Oh well, she didn’t seem to mind. She just gave me that knowing glance. What does that mean anyway? A knowing glance? I guess you really can’t understand it until you get one. Oh!!! I also bought the cutest pair of sassy shoes EVER! And a very bitch’n tea kettle. I’m surprised I’ve gone this long without one. Considering the indecent amounts of herbal tea I drink. Man I’m tired. I just want to fall into a coma right now. Maybe when I get home later. I’m watching the shop until Mike gets back from his hair cut. He asked if I was going to take out a pee-stick while he was out. “Um….no.” I really don’t want to know if I’m knocked up yet. I like being in denial. Not that I’m not totally excited about becoming a mom…I just don’t want to be disappointed. But I have to face facts here. Either this is the latest most hormonal period I’ve ever had or my eggo is prego (I stole that from the movie Juno. Fabulous flick, by the way).