The Good, The Bad and the Swollen
* 2009-01-19 - 3:03 p.m. *
Sorry I haven�t had much time to update or read up on anyone lately. The one thing I can�t forget to tell you all about is my Vegas trip, but unfortunately I don�t have much time to write it. So I�ll give you the basics. Interesting things that happened on the trip. 1. Saw Ken and Shine get married. (They kept inserting �again� in their vows.) �I Sunshine, take you Ken (ken would say �again�) to be my husband (both of them would insert �again�)�. It was hilarious. We were all cracking up, including the minister, by the end of the service. They didn�t get an Elvis look alike to do it but Ken couldn�t help but mention, �We�re getting married by Sarah Palin, except she�s hot.� And yes, the minister just happened to be standing behind him. We all had a laugh about that. 2. We watched a �show�. A really, really bad show. It was called �Bite�. Yup, it was about vampires. Topless vampires that did gymnastics and danced really well. But the plot was so silly and we were all so grateful that we were seated in the back because we were laughing so loud we probably would have been escorted out. 3. I won $90 dollars at a black jack table (I started off with the minimum of $5). I found out I have a bit of a knack for the game. Who knew? 4. We ate at the buffet in the Bellagio. It was $50 a person but it was ALL gourmet food. It was the best meal I have ever eaten in my entire life. 5. We stood in line to get into a club that Ron Jeremy was so supposed to be in. He was a no show but it was still fun. 6. Of course I can�t forget to mention all of the prostitutes I brought home! *grin* Actually they were little business cards with pictures of prostitutes on them. I wanted to collect them all. They were such a riot. It�s kind of like adult baseball cards! 7. Having VIP Status just because I was huge and pregnant. I could get a seat just about anywhere and we were usually put to the front of cab lines. People thought we were movie stars or something�.well except me.
Bad things that I wish hadn�t happened: 1. Having to walk 5 miles a day. 2. Eating only two meals a day every 6 to 8 hours. Not nice for a pregnant lady to endure. 3. Getting so swollen that the skin on my feet started to crack.
I had an appointment on Monday morning after we got back and I was put on bed rest for 3 days. That sucked.
Well that�s pretty much it for now. I�ll have to spend sometime tomorrow catching up with you all. Love you!!!