This is entry is totally TMI, just to give you a heads up. I read the entire pregnancy Kama Sutra�. It was two pages. I�m almost to the seventh month here and I�m finding sex to be quite a chore. Seriously. Did I mention I�m huge? Mike is fairly satisfied but I find it really hard to climax these days. I�m not really comfortable with hand jobs because things are really sensitive down below and well�Mike doesn�t really have a talent for stuff like that. He�s great with�*clears throat* other things, but his hands are a little too strong and bulky for my delicate parts. I haven�t let him do the above said �other things� lately because I just feel so icky down south. Things are a little more leaky then I�m used to and have I mentioned that I can�t see my privates in order to groom them properly? I try my hardest but I�m sure the lady bits look like they made contact with a weed whacker. When doing the deed, I start to think about how I resemble Buddha and I start cracking jokes in my head about my big fat ass and that usually ends it for me. Or I feel sorry for Mike having a bloated hippo riding him and that kills it for me too. Meh. I�m starting to feel bad though, because Mike is getting really concerned about my lack of orgasms and its kind of hurting his feelings. And that is why I read the full two page tome of the Pregnancy Kama Sutra. I need ideas.