This is entry is totally TMI, just to give you a heads up. I read the entire pregnancy Kama Sutra…. It was two pages. I’m almost to the seventh month here and I’m finding sex to be quite a chore. Seriously. Did I mention I’m huge? Mike is fairly satisfied but I find it really hard to climax these days. I’m not really comfortable with hand jobs because things are really sensitive down below and well…Mike doesn’t really have a talent for stuff like that. He’s great with…*clears throat* other things, but his hands are a little too strong and bulky for my delicate parts. I haven’t let him do the above said “other things” lately because I just feel so icky down south. Things are a little more leaky then I’m used to and have I mentioned that I can’t see my privates in order to groom them properly? I try my hardest but I’m sure the lady bits look like they made contact with a weed whacker. When doing the deed, I start to think about how I resemble Buddha and I start cracking jokes in my head about my big fat ass and that usually ends it for me. Or I feel sorry for Mike having a bloated hippo riding him and that kills it for me too. Meh. I’m starting to feel bad though, because Mike is getting really concerned about my lack of orgasms and its kind of hurting his feelings. And that is why I read the full two page tome of the Pregnancy Kama Sutra. I need ideas.