�Hi my name is X. My husband and I just opened up an insurance agency in the neighborhood. Would you be interested in a free home or auto quote?�
I�ve become the devil�.or a telemarketer. Whatever you want to call me.
I absolutely hate it.
But it�s part of my job.
Anxiety is not my friend. I�m nauseated all of the time and it�s because I�m the devil and I have anxiety and I�m not good at this whole sales thing.
I�m not preggers by the way.
*Phew*
I just need the family to stop getting those thoughts in my head. Especially now, when I�m having a conniption over stuff already. I don�t need to add a surprise to the mix right now.
X�s Rules: 1. You will not buy me cute little prego outfits with matching shoes unless I�m already pregnant�.(Even though that dress is absolutely adorable and I can�t wait to wear it�) 2. If you have dreams about me being pregnant, please keep it to yourself. I�m a person who believes strongly in intuition that establishes itself in dreams, and when everyone and their sister has dreams about something it kind of sends up a red flag for me. Especially when the dreams consist of twins� 3. If I refuse to drink alcohol, don�t give me those knowing eyes that suggest that I�m hiding something. You know, like a fetus. 4. Yes, I�m eating healthier right now but it�s not because I�m knocked up. It�s because I plan to be knocked up LATER.