My nephew�s vocabulary is growing by leaps and bounds every day. He�s a year and a half so he�s not excellent at talking but it doesn�t stop him from trying. Tooteloos are tomatoes. Awwws are olives. Dora, is Dora the Explorer. Deego, is Diego. Truck is fuck (yup). Mike is Cock and I am Shumm. Mike is trying to teach him how to say mother trucker. �Don�t do that.� Brenda will never let us hear the end of that one. I�ve already taught him how to say Red Rum while flexing his pointy finger. He calls Little Bo Peep, �Peep.� He was waking from a nap, the other day, and he was calling her. �How cute! He was dreaming about Little Bo!� My niece, Bella, (my brother Gabe�s child) tells her mom when she�s unhappy, �Mom, I�m going to take you to the Salvation Army!� She�s three. It makes me wonder what crazy and funny things were going to teach our kid.