�Taco Hell, order whenever you�re ready.� �Yeah, I want a crispy taco and a diet soda�.oh, and a nacho supreme.� �Would you like some Mild, Hot or Fire sauce?� �Yes! Lots of Fire sauce!� Thinking to myself, �Fire! Fire!!!� �That comes to two pennys and a lint from your belly button. Drive up to the first window.� Rock on�a taco AND nachos for bellybutton lint� I get my bag of goodness and soda, handover my payment and on the road I go. What�s on my mind? Not the taco, not the nachos, it�s all about the sauce baby. Everyone knows that my favorite food group is condiments. Love me some condiments�. I drive the 3 � miles it takes for me to get to my residence so that I can smother all of the Firey goodness all over my soggy corn and cheese products and�.no sauce. I fish around more. Maybe it�s at the very corner of the bag. DAGH! They ASKED me if I wanted sauce!!!! The guy in the speaker box thing took the time to ask me if I wanted sauce but didn�t take the time to actually put it in my bag! What an idiot�� Damn taco hell�� I had to smother my tacos in Tabasco. Not that it�s a bad thing�.it�s just not very Taco Hell�.ya, know?