The Titty Fairy has come to town. I have to go purchase a new bra today. My almost D cup is now definitely a D. There are no doubts there. It’s almost impossible to keep the hubster’s hands off of me. According to him I’m some sort of Mother Earth goddess/seductress with all of my voluptuous curves and stuff. “You look so amazing.” Then he decided to get funny with me, “You know, you’ll be growing out of your clothes on a regular basis now. And then pretty soon I’ll have to put a sensor on you so that when you back up you’ll beep.” He then put his hands on my hips, backed me towards him and, “Beep, beep, beep.” I was not amused. Of course he saw that I was not amused and back tracked a bit. “You know you’re going to be the sexiest pregnant woman ever. You ARE the sexiest pregnant woman ever.” *sigh*
Lists. That’s how my husband is coping with our new development. List upon list upon list. He deals with stress by micromanaging. The complete opposite of the way I deal with stress. I take deep breaths, meditate, go for walks and just let things come. I’m a true water sign, I let the current take me and try not to fuss too much. Mike…well… Lists.
Man I’m hungry right now. My sis-in-law just brought me a sandwich…wow this thing is so freak’n incredible.
So back to the lists. I have a list of things I should eat every day. “You should get in 3 fruits and 4 veggies a day. Not to mention lots of fiber. You need to have lots of fiber and dairy. Are you listening to me? We need you to start writing in a food journal. “We also need to get you a new car. And I’m not buying the plane.” Did I mention to you guys that Mike was going to buy a plane with another one of our buddies? He’s not going to do that anymore. He has our finances planed out for the next 18 years and he’s getting himself life insurance. I already have life insurance so that’s one less thing we have to worry about. “Did you take your prenatal vitamin today?” “Yes dear.”
I made him go out with his buddies and have a boys night. “You need to go let off some steam.” He came home realizing how crazy he had gotten and even though he’s still micromanaging, and there’s lists every where I go, he’s allowing himself to be happy and let the current take him a little too.