I'm too sexy for this....?
* 2008-11-24 - 12:12 p.m. *

I woke up to Little Bo whimpering to be let out.
I flipped over and tried to ignore her. She then jumped on the bed and started licking my fingers.
I put my hand under the covers. She went for the last resort, my face.
�Ok, ok.�
I got up and put my robe on. Didn�t I let her out a couple of hours ago?
I walked into the living room and looked out the glass door and the ground was covered in a fluffy blanket of snow.
�I see. Does Little Bo want to play outside?� Yeah, I talk baby to my dog. Can�t help it.
The tiny stub that is her tail was going a hundred miles an hour.
I let her out and she ran in circles for a good half hour.
Dogs and snow. *rolls eyes*
***
Mike was gone for the entire weekend.
His last �hunting� weekend with the boys.
I ventured to the west side of town to watch the movie Twilight with the girls and then pretty much stayed home.
While I was on the west side I got myself measured for and purchased a new bra. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am no longer just a 34C�.nope I am now a 36E. I just about died. �Can you please measure me again? That can�t possibly be right.�
The woman thought I had just delivered (I guess the girls hit their peak of hugeness after delivery) and when I told her I was only in my second trimester she had pity written all over her face.
Which means the girls are going to get BIGGER!!! My God!
Well the hubby doesn�t mind. Actually he�s rather fixated. He�s never been a boob man but I think that�s changing.
I�ll tell you this though, my ability to be a porn star is definitely out the window. I have absolutely no grace. I�m a Weeble�or a whale. Our last frolic session consisted of both of us laughing really hard.
How can you be sexy if you can�t even get up from the lying on your back position? Seriously! I�m like a freak�n turtle.
Then as soon as I do flip, I have to wait and try to catch my breath. Now, I�m not sure if being out of breath was due to the flipping over or if it was from me belly laughing.
Our foreplay included a lot of wiping away laughing tears from our eyes.
I can�t wait to be sexy again.
Seriously.


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