I'm too sexy for this....?
* 2008-11-24 - 12:12 p.m. *
I woke up to Little Bo whimpering to be let out. I flipped over and tried to ignore her. She then jumped on the bed and started licking my fingers. I put my hand under the covers. She went for the last resort, my face. “Ok, ok.” I got up and put my robe on. Didn’t I let her out a couple of hours ago? I walked into the living room and looked out the glass door and the ground was covered in a fluffy blanket of snow. “I see. Does Little Bo want to play outside?” Yeah, I talk baby to my dog. Can’t help it. The tiny stub that is her tail was going a hundred miles an hour. I let her out and she ran in circles for a good half hour. Dogs and snow. *rolls eyes* *** Mike was gone for the entire weekend. His last “hunting” weekend with the boys. I ventured to the west side of town to watch the movie Twilight with the girls and then pretty much stayed home. While I was on the west side I got myself measured for and purchased a new bra. Ladies and Gentlemen, I am no longer just a 34C….nope I am now a 36E. I just about died. “Can you please measure me again? That can’t possibly be right.” The woman thought I had just delivered (I guess the girls hit their peak of hugeness after delivery) and when I told her I was only in my second trimester she had pity written all over her face. Which means the girls are going to get BIGGER!!! My God! Well the hubby doesn’t mind. Actually he’s rather fixated. He’s never been a boob man but I think that’s changing. I’ll tell you this though, my ability to be a porn star is definitely out the window. I have absolutely no grace. I’m a Weeble…or a whale. Our last frolic session consisted of both of us laughing really hard. How can you be sexy if you can’t even get up from the lying on your back position? Seriously! I’m like a freak’n turtle. Then as soon as I do flip, I have to wait and try to catch my breath. Now, I’m not sure if being out of breath was due to the flipping over or if it was from me belly laughing. Our foreplay included a lot of wiping away laughing tears from our eyes. I can’t wait to be sexy again. Seriously.