I don’t know if it has anything to do with being knocked up, but time seems to be irrelevant. Mundane things like Christmas and trips to Vegas just aren’t on my mind right now. So I was a little surprised this weekend when someone mentioned that Christmas was this Thursday. “Um…what?” “Christmas is this Thursday.” “No. NO!! I’m not ready.” Luckily my brilliant husband bought gifts for most of the family already and we did some last minute shopping on Sunday. I just now finished buying gifts for Mike and his sister. Done. Mike also took me clothes shopping for our trip to Vegas. I guess he didn’t want me walking around in clothes that make me look like a stuffed sausage. Oh, and I’m officially an unmarried harlot. My fingers were so swollen this morning that I had to take my ring off and now it just won’t budge back on. Damn! I do have a simple gold band that Mike’s sister lent me for when this very thing would happen but it’s still a little too big. I’m not sure exactly what I’m going to do about that. I mean, people are just now realizing that I’m pregnant and not just hitting the Sbux pastry case a little too hard. Now they automatically look down at my hand to see if I’m hitched. Well guess what people! So what if I am married or not! It’s none of your fucking business!! Besides, it’s almost 2009. Women don’t have to be married in order to have children! Yeah!!!! So suck on my unadorned middle finger! Meh. Can you tell that I have the cranks? I think it has something to do with the crazy people I had to shop with today. Fuckers…. Well, everyone have a good week and if I don’t “see” you before, Merry X-mas!!! *huggles* X